Dissident Russian Publisher Picks Up Chicago Writer’s Novel on Jan. 6 Prosecutions

An American author’s Jan. 6 novel has become the first English-language book released by a dissident Russian publisher whose works are banned by the government in Moscow.

The London-based Freedom Letters recently issued Pushcart Prize-winning author Russell Working’s The Insurrectionist, a satire of woke journalism and scathing commentary on the prosecution of nonviolent Jan. 6ers.

The book has been released in English and will soon be published in a Russian translation.

In Working’s novel, a Chicago reporter seeks to salvage his stymied career by investigating an elephant-owning farmer who protested nonviolently outside the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

The journalist gins up an FBI probe, only to learn that his progressive teenage daughter is dating the farmer’s conservative, gun-owning son, entangling her in the case.

Defying the official narrative, the novel explores the abusive nature of politicized prosecutions—a perspective that appealed to Freedom Letters’ publisher, Georgy Urushadze.

Freedom Letters focuses on dissident writers such as former Soviet refusenik Natan Sharansky and Putin opponent Alexei Navalny, who died in an Arctic prison last year.

The Insurrectionist

Publisher banned in Russia

Freedom Letters has been banned for issuing books deemed dangerous for Putin’s regime, Urushadze says. Some of the books were personally quashed by the prosecutor general, and the government has restricted the entire publishing house’s circulation of its books. Freedom Letters’ website is also blocked in Russia.

“I’ve been designated a ‘foreign agent’ by a decision of the Kremlin, and a court dependent on the president has refused to overturn this,” Urushadze says. “Nevertheless, we publish and sell our books in Russia using guerrilla ways.”

The addition of The Insurrectionist to Freedom Letters’ list reflects a recognition of U.S. government overreach in prosecutions of J6ers.

The author’s wife, Nonna Working, translated the book. Max Nemtsov, who edited the Russian version, praises the book piercing political satire.

“This book takes its place in a long and esteemed tradition, from Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal to John Kennedy Toole’s A Confederacy of Dunces and P.J. O’Rourke’s Parliament of Whores,” says Nemtsov.

Jan. 6er Christina Kelso writes, “This book deliciously satirizes the January 6 experience. As one of the 1,561 arrested for the new crime of peaceful protest, I found The Insurrectionist a tender portrait that vividly captures our collective nightmare. I loved this book and want to read it again.”

Reader Geraldo writes in a five-star review, “You will find [in The Insurrectionist ] a hint of Kurt Vonnegut-like dark humor and a strong undertone of Joseph Heller’s classic ‘Catch-22’ novel. … The Insurrectionist is the most likely book this year to be canceled by the hateful left because it is far too much of an expose’ of the hardcore politically correct for their comfort.”

Freedom Letters serves as a “gathering point for a scattered and disoriented diaspora and for everyone who cherishes the word ‘freedom,’” Urushadze says.

Russell Working

“We publish works by the best and most talented authors in Ukrainian, Russian, Belarusian, and English. No limits on themes or formats.”

Award-winning author

Working, who has lived in Oak Park since 2003, has two previous fiction collections: Resurrectionists, which won the Iowa Short Fiction Award, and The Irish Martyr, winner of the University of Notre Dame’s Sullivan Award. The title story of The Irish Martyr was included in Pushcart’s 2005 anthology. He has won numerous short fiction awards and twice received the Hackney Award for the Novel. He holds an MFA in creative writing from Vermont College of Fine Arts.

A freelance writer, Working is a former staff reporter for the Chicago Tribune and other newspapers. He spent over six years freelancing abroad in Russia and Cyprus. His byline has appeared in The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times, The Japan Times, The Jerusalem Post, Kyoto Journal, The Paris Review, BusinessWeek, the South China Morning Post, TriQuarterly, Zoetrope: All-Story, Crazyhorse, The Atlantic, Columbia Journalism Review, and scores of other publications worldwide.

Publisher’s Weekly has praised Working’s fiction as “reminiscent of the early Paul Bowles, with the same muscular use of language, the same ability to create a mood fraught with tension.”

The New York Times commended Working’s “amazing ability to draw the reader immediately into the world about which he is writing, whether it is the paper mills of the Pacific Northwest, where a former policeman is almost courting death, the Haiti of voodoo and the dread Tonton Macoutes, or the lazy hot summer afternoons of a group of young boys.”

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LEAVITT ON BIDEN’S HEALTH: ‘One of the Greatest Coverups and Political Scandals This Nation Has Ever Seen – By The Biden Administration and Journalists in This Room’

President Trump speaks to the press pool aboard Air Force One following his yearly physical (Screen image via Fox)

At her press briefing on Friday, April 11, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt issued a forceful statement regarding the coverup of former president Joe Biden’s health by the Biden administration and most journalists, including White House correspondents.

While President Trump underwent his yearly physical at Walter Reed Medical Center Friday, a White House correspondent asked Leavitt,

“Is [President Trump] considering using his executive powers to bring any greater transparency [to Joe Biden’s health]?”

Leavitt responded,

“There was certainly a lack of transparency from the former president, from the entire former administration, and frankly, a lot of people in this room when it came to the health and the competence of the former president of the United States, Joe Biden. There was one of the greatest coverups, and frankly, political scandals, this nation has ever seen.

“It’s been unraveled in some recent books that are being written by journalists who engaged in that coverup and scandal, which is quite ironic.

“But this president is clearly committed to transparency. You, in this room, see him and hear from him on a daily basis. You, in this room, know from covering him – it’s hard to keep up with him. He is a machine, working around the clock every single day.

“And the physician, after today’s physical, will provide an update on the report in an effort to transparency.”

Watch Leavitt’s statement from 14:47-16:07 in the video below:

Leavitt’s statement on Biden’s health, although firm in declaring that a scandal ensued, failed to directly answer the question as to whether President Trump will investigate this coverup as a breach of national security.

The Trump administration may still be mulling over this issue, as President Trump continues to move the American people forward, rather than fixating on revenge against the Biden administration that attempted to imprison him on contrived charges.

As President Trump has stated before, “My revenge will be my success.”

Yesterday, The Gateway Pundit reported that President Trump passed his cognitive test at Walter Reed Medical Center, claiming to have gotten “every answer right” on the annual test that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris refused to take.

President Trump told his traveling press pool, “I did well. I was in very good shape. I have a very good heart, a good soul… that’s what the American people want.”

.@POTUS on his annual physical at Walter Reed: “I think I did well… I felt I was in very good shape — good heart, a good soul… I wanted to be a little different than Biden. I took a cognitive test, and I don’t know what to tell you other than I got every answer right.” pic.twitter.com/GYJisB1xxV

— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) April 12, 2025

Although President Trump does have a good heart and a good soul, he cannot let the Biden administration off the hook for breaching national security in their brazen cover-up of Joe Biden’s cognitive and physical decline.

At the very least, the Trump administration should expand its investigation into the Biden administration’s autopen scandal, which imbued Biden’s aides with presidential power by proxy.

On this subject, The Gateway Pundit will continue to hold the Trump administration accountable.

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The Socialist Autocrat of Spain, Pedro Sánchez, Targets Foreign Property Buyers with a 100% Tax While Daring to Criticize Trump’s Tariffs

Spain’s Prime Minister, Pedro Sánchez — the most corrupt and autocratic socialist in recent history

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Did RFK Jr.’s Wife, Cheryl Hines, Get the Cold Shoulder from Trump at UFC 314? — Here’s What We Know

This past Saturday, President Donald Trump attended UFC 314 at Miami’s Kaseya Center, receiving a raucous welcome from the crowd.

President Trump, a longtime UFC enthusiast, entered the arena to a standing ovation and chants of “USA,” accompanied by his granddaughter Kai Trump, and other grandchildren.

He was also joined by prominent figures, including Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Senator Ted Cruz, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., FBI Director Kash Patel, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, and DOGE leader Elon Musk.

Joe Rogan and Shaquille O’Neal were also in attendance.

However, media outlets have fixated on a brief moment involving actress Cheryl Hines, a lifelong Democrat and wife of RFK Jr., suggesting that Trump deliberately snubbed her.

A viral clip from the live coverage showed Trump shaking hands with RFK Jr. while seemingly bypassing Hines, who extended her hand.

The viral clip shows Trump moving on without shaking it, prompting breathless headlines about a cold shoulder.

WATCH:

Donald Trump snubbing Cheryl Hines is a real-life Curb Your Enthusiasm moment #UFC314 pic.twitter.com/4Vawhrjgme

— Complex (@Complex) April 13, 2025

Yet, subsequent images reveal Trump later engaging with both Kennedy Jr. and Hines, indicating that any initial oversight was unintentional.

In the chaotic swirl of a UFC event, with Trump navigating a gauntlet of well-wishers, it’s entirely plausible he simply didn’t see her gesture.

Crowds were loud, distractions were plenty, and Trump was focused on acknowledging as many people as possible.

No, President Trump did not “snub” RFK Jr’s wife, Cheryl Hines.

He didn’t see her hand, and went back after he was done greeting Joe Rogan and Daniel Cormier, as seen in the picture below. pic.twitter.com/qoX0Yr0G0I

— Liberacrat (@Liberacrat) April 13, 2025

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Conservative Watchdog Judicial Watch Sues Trump’s DOJ for Withholding Jeffrey Epstein Files in Alleged FOIA Violation

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Conservative watchdog Judicial Watch has filed a lawsuit against President Trump’s Department of Justice for allegedly violating the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) by withholding critical records related to Epstein’s clients, associates, and potential government involvement.

The lawsuit, lodged in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia on April 8, 2025, alleges the DOJ is unlawfully withholding records that could shed light on Epstein’s shadowy network of elite clients and associates—information the American people deserve to know.

Judicial Watch submitted multiple FOIA requests to various DOJ components, including the Office of Information Policy, the Criminal Division, the Executive Office for U.S. Attorneys, and the FBI.

Judicial Watch’s FOIA requests include:

All communications between AG Bondi and others related to lists of Epstein’s clients.
All DOJ records related to Epstein’s activities and his death in 2019.
All FBI records and communications about Epstein and discussions regarding disclosure of his associates.
All communications involving FBI Director Kash Patel related to the handling or potential release of the Epstein list.

Despite formal acknowledgments of the requests and multiple FOIA tracking numbers being assigned, the DOJ has allegedly stonewalled every effort to secure transparency, forcing Judicial Watch to sue for compliance.

According to the press release:

Judicial Watch sued the Justice Department after it failed to adequately respond to four separate FOIA requests for records concerning Jeffrey Epstein, including a specific request for records “depicting the identities of clients or associates of Jeffrey Epstein.” Epstein document requests were sent to the Justice Department’s Office of Information Policy, the Criminal Division, and two separate requests were sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).

The Judicial Watch lawsuit references a February 24, 2025, Fox News report, which states that President Trump’s “return to the Oval Office came with the prospect of the public finally being able to see Epstein’s long-awaited ‘black book’ amid inquiries into the deceased financier and sex trafficker.”

Epstein died in federal custody in 2019 while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges.

The Justice Department on February 27, 2025, released a long-awaited trove of documents related to Epstein. As stated by the New York Post: “But the much-hyped, roughly 200-page document dump provided no big revelations, instead listing celebrities and politicians who were already known to have palled around with the notorious pedophile.”

“Simply put, the Justice Department needs to respond to public demands for transparency under law and release the Epstein files under FOIA,” said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton.

According to the lawsuit, the DOJ claimed that Judicial Watch’s latest request duplicated one filed in 2019—yet after nearly six years, not even that request has been fulfilled.

Judicial Watch is now demanding a federal court order to:

Order the DOJ to search for all responsive records related to Judicial Watch’s FOIA requests and prove that it used methods reasonably likely to uncover those records.
Require the DOJ to produce, by a specific deadline, all non-exempt records responsive to the FOIA requests, and provide a Vaughn index explaining any documents withheld and the legal justifications for doing so.
Enjoin (prohibit) the DOJ from continuing to withhold any non-exempt records that are responsive to the requests.
Award Judicial Watch attorney’s fees and litigation costs reasonably incurred as a result of the DOJ’s non-compliance.
Grant any other relief the court deems just and appropriate.

Last month, the so-called “Epstein Files: Phase One” was a colossal disappointment — heavily redacted pages handed over to a select group of MAGA influencers.

Bondi had hyped the release on Fox News with Jesse Watters the night before, promising “flight logs, names, and a lot of information” about Epstein’s depraved criminal network.

Conservatives braced for a bombshell that would finally unmask the elite swamp creatures tied to the notorious pedophile. Instead, they got a dud.

Appearing on Life, Liberty & Levin with Mark Levin, Bondi said she had been misled.

“I was assured 120 pages was all there was,” she told Levin. “I kept saying, ‘There has to be more.’ Kash Patel asked the same thing and got the same line. Then a whistleblower tipped me off—SDNY was sitting on thousands of pages.”

The FBI initially handed over only a few hundred pages, far less than expected. However, a whistleblower alerted Bondi that the bulk of the Epstein files were actually sitting in SDNY. Bondi set a firm deadline for all remaining documents to be turned over.

In another interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity, Bondi revealed that the FBI has now received a truckload of Epstein-related documents from the SDNY.

Bondi also revealed that she has assigned FBI Director Kash Patel to lead a thorough investigation into why these critical documents were withheld.

Bondi made it clear that victims’ identities and grand jury information would be protected, but the public has every right to see who was involved in Epstein’s sickening network.

In an interview with Rep. Matt Gaetz on One America News Network (OANN) last month, Chairwoman of the Task Force on the Declassification of Federal Secrets, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL), cast serious doubts regarding Attorney General Pam Bondi’s forthcoming release of the Jeffrey Epstein client list.

For Luna and millions of frustrated conservatives, talk is cheap—and action is overdue.

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PHOTO OF THE WEEK: You Gotta Love This Ringside Photo of Little X with Elon, Dana White and President Trump

The Miami crowd erupted when President Trump entered the arena Saturday night for UFC 314.

President Trump was all smiles ringside last night at UFC 314 in Miami.

Trump, a longtime UFC supporter, entered the arena to thunderous chants of “USA!” and a standing ovation. He was accompanied by a high-profile entourage that included Musk, White, and his granddaughter Kai Trump.

The President was also joined by key members of his administration, such as Secretary of State Marco Rubio, FBI Director Kash Patel, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

President Trump is all smiles with Dana White, Elon Musk, and Little X ringside at UFC 314.

But what truly stole the spotlight at UFC 314 was Elon Musk’s young son, X Æ A-12 (Little X), who became the unexpected star of a viral ringside photo alongside his father, UFC CEO Dana White, and President Donald Trump.

What a great shot! What a great night in Miami!

The young Musk has been seen accompanying his father to various high-profile events, including White House meetings and international summits.

WATCH:

Trump, Elon Musk, and little X at tonights UFC fight.

Trump and Elon are BFFs. pic.twitter.com/ocM03sfNSX

— Mila Joy (@MilaLovesJoe) April 13, 2025

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Texas DPS K9 Tracks 4 Illegal Aliens Nearly Two Miles, Finds Them Hiding in Thick Brush (VIDEO)

Texas DPS and Border Patrol capture illegal aliens in the brush in Webb County. Footage 4/4/25. Posted 4/12/25

Four years of the Biden regime resulted in millions of illegals entering our country. Even though that has stopped under President Trump, there are many in the US that are continually being captured by law enforcement.

Texas DPS K9 unit, along with the Border Patrol and CBP air support, caught four illegal aliens in thick brush in Webb County. The K9, named Bona, covered almost two miles to track the illegals. All four illegals, who were from Mexico, were taken into custody by the Border Patrol.

Watch:

On April 4, DPS K-9 Bona & her handler assisted Border Patrol & CBP Air Ops in Webb Co. After a nearly 2-mile track, Bona found 4 illegal immigrants from Mexico hiding in thick brush. All were referred to Border Patrol.@TxDPS #K9Bona #OperationLoneStar #BorderSecurity @CBPAMO pic.twitter.com/3Tl1R5sDl8

— TxDPS – South Texas Region (@TxDPSSouth) April 12, 2025

TGP reported last month that Texas DPS Mounted Patrol and Border Patrol Horse Unit tracked and captured two illegal aliens in the brush.

Watch:

NEW: TX DPS Border Mounted Patrol in Action, Capturing Two Illegal Immigrants

The @TxDPS Border Mounted Patrol Unit, alongside the U.S. Border Patrol Horse Unit, responded to a camera activation on a private ranch in Webb Co.

DPS Troopers and #USBP Agents followed shoe tracks… pic.twitter.com/XGkO2cCCm8

— Chris Olivarez (@LtChrisOlivarez) March 13, 2025

Texas has led the country in protecting the Southern Border, even during the hostile Biden regime’s open border policy. Operation Lone Star, launched in 2021 by Republican Governor Greg Abbott, has deployed the Texas National Guard and Texas DPS to prevent and slow the flow of deadly drugs like fentanyl from entering the US. The operation also was used to detect illegal border crossings and to arrest illegal aliens already in the State of Texas.

Article IV, Section 4 of the United States Constitution clearly gives the federal government the authority and responsibility to protect the nation from an invasion.

“The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.”

The rule of law is back.

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UFC Fighter Dominick Reyes Poses for Photo with President Trump After Knocking Out Opponent at UFC 314 (VIDEO)

UFC light heavyweight Dominick Reyes delivered a spectacular first-round knockout against Nikita Krylov at UFC 314 on Saturday night—but his post-fight celebration stole the show.

After flattening Krylov with a brutal left hand, Reyes immediately turned his attention to former President Donald Trump, who was seated cageside, and paid homage with a playful “golf swing” salute before posing for photos with the 45th president.

Reyes, known as “The Devastator,” needed just 2:24 in the opening round to dispatch Krylov, marking his third straight knockout victory, according to talkSPORT.

Following his win, Reyes mimicked a golf swing, referencing Trump’s well-known love for the sport. 

Dominick Reyes performs his famous golf swing after knocking out his opponent at UFC 314.

He then approached former President Donald Trump, who was seated between UFC CEO Dana White and Elon Musk, stating, “I’m not back, I’m better,” and shared a moment of celebration with the president.​

This was another remarkable night for President Trump.

Via The Storm Has Arrived.

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Cold Breakfast in America

Cold Breakfast in America

From corn flakes to Legos, the consumer is on the business end of “economics.”

((Photo by Sebastian Gollnow/picture alliance via Getty Images)

Not long ago I found myself flipping through a biography of John Harvey Kellogg, the impresario of dry breakfast cereal. It was a very dull book. But it had all the necessary materials for a good one—an old-fashioned Lytton Strachey sort of biography, full of ludicrous contrasts and lurid scenes and catty, sniping humor. Like Edison and Bell, Kellogg was one of those geniuses, half skeptical, half credulous, who seemed to appear out of nowhere during the turn of the last century. All of them combined an experimental temperament with a lunatic energy. In Kellogg’s case, alas, the result was not the lightbulb or the telephone but the yogurt enema.

A general history of American enthusiasm—Transcendentalists, Shakers, Christian Scientists, followers of the late Dr. Hubbard—would be a worthy object for a historian. There is no mania—vegetarianism, pantheism, temperance, anti-smoking, eugenics, racism, sexual abstinence—with which Dr. Kellogg was not associated in his day. Practically the only cause he ever disclaimed was the Seventh-Day Adventist religion of his youth, and then only because the authorities grew tired of him.

In our own speculatively impoverished age, I am afraid the most visible American cult is the anti-tariff one. Its house organ—its Adventist World or Muhammad Speaks—is, of course, the Wall Street Journal opinion pages, of which I am a dedicated reader. Though I am never entirely certain the authors know what tariffs are; their frightened language suggests Piglet’s immortal description of a Heffalump as “A huge big—well, like a—I don’t know—like an enormous big nothing.” 

The problem with the WSJ types, most of whom are well meaning, is that they do not understand what economics is. They think that it is a hard science, like chemistry or (better yet) electrical engineering, with established, perhaps even immutable laws which can be proved by clearly discernible relationships between input and output. This attitude is an old and pernicious one. Keynes knew better. Economics, he told Roy Harrod, his pupil and future biographer, was indeed a science, but only if you can imagine that in, formulating his laws, Newton had assumed that “the fall of the apple to the ground depended on the apple’s motives, on whether it is worth while falling to the ground, and whether the ground wanted the apple to fall, and on mistaken calculations on the part of the apple as to how far it was from the centre of the earth.” And, he might have added, whether the tree had noticed that its apple-bearing capacity had significantly declined relative to its rivals, to say nothing of whether the tree might toss off its apples with perverse glee simply because the editors of the Wall Street Journal find it annoying.

It is a great mistake to assume that there is something incongruous about cultists behaving scientifically. Indeed, their mistake is usually the opposite one. It is the cultist who, presented with the evidence of Ecclesiastes, feels that he must discover the reason why the race is not to the swift or the battle to the strong; who, after plotting the relative distribution of bread and riches against Gross National Wisdom and Understanding, respectively, thinks he has hit upon the inverse causal relationship between them; and who assumes that men of skill who lack favor are simply ignorant of the latest OECD recommendations. This is why one should never agree to argue with cultists on their own terms; it means tacitly acknowledging that their facile reasoning bears any relation to sense, when it is really just magical thinking.

Some years ago Kingsley Amis and Robert Conquest published a long-ish essay called “Sod the Public,” which they described as a “consumer’s guide” to the various ways in which the average Briton was being shafted by idiotic advertisements, poor design, planned obsolescence, the metric system, and many other evils. Much of it was practical and, by their standards, apolitical:

ʟɪɢʜᴛ sᴡɪᴛᴄʜᴇs: When carrying a tray, you used to be able to put the light on with your wrist or elbow (and also sometimes open the door catch in the same sort of way), but now you have to put the tray on the ground.

I for one would welcome an updated list for modern American consumers. One worthy entry would be the decline of children’s toys. Has anyone else noticed that Lego sets have gotten smaller while having more pieces and requiring more time to assemble, in addition to being far more expensive? The basic units of Lego construction in a large-ish set are no longer 2×2 and 4×2 colored bricks, which in my childhood were clearly meant (and always were) repurposed after the model on the box had been built and taken apart. Now a comparable set contains thousands of microscopic pieces; they are engineering projects that require adult attention spans but child-sized fingers. Worse still, they no longer come with instructions. Instead, children are directed to use the Lego app and follow along with video, PDF, etc.

The consultant responsible for the no-instructions thing was probably the same one who came up with those menus that can only be consulted by taking a picture of something that looks like a Pac-Man ghost after a serious car accident. Consultants, by definition, know nothing about the actual enterprises in which their clients are engaged but a great deal about what used to be known as the Microsoft Office “suite” of “tools” (notice how these people always mix their metaphors?). Their so-called expertise always comes to the same thing: lowering costs by depriving the consumer of something hitherto recognized as essential.

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The Highlights Habit

The Highlights Habit

Politics or sports—we’re all here for the exciting moments.

As a watcher of live sporting events, I plead guilty to preferring the miracle finish to the long slog that precedes the miracle finish.

I was reminded of my inexcusable inattentiveness on Monday evening, when the Florida Gators played the Houston Cougars in the NCAA men’s basketball championship. To the astonishment of the many millions who had been with the game from its outset—who had been hanging on every free throw and foul—the Gators emerged as the late, and highly unlikely, victors over the Cougars. Along with the rest of the world, I watched the comeback, but unlike most others in the viewing audience, I only really started watching once it became obvious that it was a comeback—that is, in the game’s final minutes. You might say that I am like the child who wishes to consume the chocolate cake before finishing the chicken and broccoli.  

I have no doubt that Monday’s incredible finish would have been all the more impressive or heartbreaking had it been experienced in context of the complete game, but I confess that I am less than assiduous when it comes to watching the monotonous, game-long back-and-forth of nearly any athletic endeavor. For me, to follow the early action in a game—from basketball teams exchanging points in the second quarter or a football team orchestrating a long drive just after kickoff—is akin to listening to speeches from the floor of the Senate: Even when someone other than Cory Booker is speaking and is doing so for less than a full day, I find the business of Congress to have a certain tedious quality. Wake me when the bill, if there is one, has passed.

In the case of Monday’s game, my apathy can be attributed in part to my lack of rooting interest in the championship participants. If asked before the game to select my preferred team, I would have chosen “none of the above.” I had no personal connection to either Florida or Houston, and, not being a gambler, I was unable to create a pretext for caring about one or the other—until that fabulous finish, that is. I would have rooted for whichever team had been in the throes of a mad comeback—and, in this case, that meant Florida.

I suffer from this impatience even when following a game in which I might theoretically care about the outcome. As I have previously described in this space, I have long followed the travails of the floundering Cleveland Browns, but it is a rare game that I watch from start to finish. For years, my practice has been to turn on Browns games for background noise; like many journalists, I have become accustomed to working to the pleasant hum of some sort of live television event. If, by the fourth quarter, the Browns are doing surprisingly well (or especially badly), I can usually rouse myself to focus on the balance of the game, but that is all I need. Last season, for example, I did not find it necessary to watch all of the ups and downs of the Browns’ entertainingly unreliable quarterback Jameis Winston—his unpredictability from the two-minute warning onward was more than sufficient for my purposes. 

I recognize that there is something unseemly about the way in which I avail myself of the great conclusion to a game without having invested much time in the game itself. But isn’t there something profoundly American about only watching the highlights? My father used to say that the point of nearly every book or movie could be summarized in a few lines; the rest, however poetic, was exposition. I grant that few would read, say, Chekhov or watch Roberto Rossellini’s Journey to Italy with such a utilitarian mindset, but his point seems relevant to sporting events: Aren’t we all just waiting for the thrill of victory or agony of defeat—that is, the decisive and exciting conclusion? 

Perhaps this explains why I am not alarmed but enlivened by the furious activity coming out of the White House. The previous inhabitant of the West Wing sleepily presided over the status quo—a border crisis, unfair trade arrangements, rampant wokeness throughout civil society—but his replacement is a man bound and determined to rapidly effectuate change. In sports terms, his administration is nothing but highlights: the pursuit of tariffs, the seeking of peace, the attempt to make fulsome use of executive power—these things are all pursued as though the game clock is ticking down.

Some of the president’s actions are on the mark and others are misguided or mistaken. But the sum total of all this activity is at least as exciting as that Florida–Houston game and for roughly the same reason: As Americans, we have been lulled into watching a long, slow, plodding game for most of our lives, but in the final period, we have finally been given something worth watching. 

Now if only the incomparable Ian Eagle would cover trade wars rather than buzzer-beaters.

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